Essentially Samantha

  Want some nail polish that doesn't cost the earth. Unfortunately due to laws of the universe during the 10 minute air drying period of the polish, I will suddenly need to send an urgent WhatsApp, julienne 27 carrots, make an army of towel swans, build a flat pack bookcase and type out war and peace. It's supposed to be relaxing Any gap I currently see in the day I'm filling it with as much jazz as possible. Oh and I have a silicone foot coming through the post to practise nail art and reflexology on. love to see the persons face if they steal that before I get it . Ps I don't like gel polish

 Its been a very long time coming but I have started on the book that has been welling up inside for a number of years. In it I discuss crystal healing amongst other vibrational remedies but how they work for a Christian. As Christians we have been told that crystals form part of the occult or new age and to avoid them. However we are dismissing the fact that they are part of Gods creation and they are mentioned within the bible. I dont charge my crystals, I dont send energy through them, I dont form a crystal grid, I say the Lords prayer over them to 'cleanse' them. Thats about it. I use crystals to make different room sprays and elixirs. All of which can be done without idolising them or using them in occult ways. Crystals amongst other vibrational remedies can be so helpful to our everyday woes and pains. Yet as Christians we avoid them because the new age has hijacked them. Crystals radiate God's love and I talk about this in my upcoming book.

  I'm in a community group. In this group are lots of adverts from beauty therapists showing photos of people having filler, etc. I can't tell the difference in the before and after! These women are paying HUNDREDS to have their naso something folds done. why? What's wrong with not looking like you have your face pulled back around your head? Who wants lips like a baboons ass? Yer sure I dye my hair. Other than that, I am natural. I have fine lines, but I've discovered Frankincense essential oil. It's a lot cheaper than these concoctions people are injecting into themselves. And to top it off, people all look the same!